Move over Jersey Shore Note, The WonTon Text is the new famous message in reality television. There have certainly been some mistakes made by the contestants so far this series. Some missteps that come from never having played the game and being mental exhausted. And then there is Donnies mistake. A completely avoidable and unexplainable mistake that gets you directly voted off of the show. It was such a blunder it wasn’t even painful to see Donnie leave, it was comical. The past few tribal councils have been very intense, this was a borderline blooper reel. Everyone on the scene was just belly laughing, and so was everyone at home I imagine. Things will probably be at an absolute fever pitch in tomorrow’s final so this was a nice change of pace, and really the only way it could have gone after that message.
The only thing that may have saved Donnie was if Keegs didn’t win immunity. She was a big time target before the challenge and voting her off may have trumped the text message. When I said Kelly was a wolf in sheep’s clothing two days ago I didn’t intend for Kelly to wear actual sheep’s clothing. Ria came in and helped her girl win the immunity necklace for a second night in a row. Aside from Ria, the other ‘Love Ones’ made this look like the hardest competition of the show. I mean if I had to guess this was Glennys first time ever seeing a hoop like object the way he was throwing them. Frank the Tank had textbook form so i’m just going to say he had a cold shooting night. The sound effect that was added on his lean was RUTHLESS.
The Final Four:
Kelly Keegs: She got the immunity necklace to lock up her spot in the final four. She has been great at the game thus far and still has Bri with her in the final 4. She has had two nights in the NAV Lounge so has to be a little more chipper than the others going into the final episode. Kelly is in a good spot.
Bri: Donnies text saved Bri big time. Kelly won immunity and the guys would have been fully aligned to vote off Bri to have the numbers vs. her in the final 4 but you just can’t not vote off that message. Bri has been Mac from Always Sunny so far. Playing both sides so she always comes out on top, and it’s working. I don’t think she has really done anything to piss off the other contestants too much so she is in good standing with the jury. Bri has been flying under the radar all series.
Tommy: After Tommy survived night one it was more likely than not he was getting to this point. All Tommy did during his formative years was plan to win survivor and suck tittys and he’s all out of tittys. If Tommy wasn’t an absolute trivia idiot this was a very winnable challenge and he could have got immunity and passed off the NAV Idol to someone which has totally shifted the feelings surrounding him. Can’t not have Tommy as the favorite to win it all.
Nick: Nick is constantly in a bit, it’s hard to make him break. But Jeff D. Lowe found his weakness. A cargo pocket t-shirt. I have no idea where Nick stands in the final four but I do know he just wants it to be over so he can beat off. Nick may be addicted to (if he wasn’t before) huffing magic markers when this all said and done.
Jeff D. Lowe getting attacked by this NAV Hut and Donnie using the confessional to hold his gum were two of the hardest times i have laughed watching show, and I have laughed alot. Finale coming tonight at 8. Viva.
